a handbook for the cosmically confused and spiritually exhausted

How to Survive on Earth

(when you're an alien from a parallel universe)

If you've ever looked around and thought, "Is it just me, or is this entire planet a bit... off?" - then this book is for you.

Written for the weird, the wonderful, and the why-am-I-like-this crowd, this is part memoir, part guidebook, part emotional survival kit for those who’ve always felt out of step with the so-called ‘norm’.

Maybe you’re the only one in the room who’s picking up on everyone else’s emotions like you’ve got a human Wi-Fi scanner in your chest. Maybe small talk exhausts you, fluorescent lights make you want to cry, and you’ve had more existential crises before breakfast than most people have in a lifetime.

You’re not broken. You’re just wired for somewhere else.

🛸 Inside, you'll find:

  • Honest, hilarious tales of trying to pass for 'normal'
  • Reflections on empathy, energy, and other inconvenient superpowers
  • Tools for navigating Earth without losing your mind
  • Unexpected detours into crystals, cold cups of tea, and conversations with the Universe
  • The occasional rant. (You're welcome.)

💬 What readers are already saying:

“It’s like being seen by someone who lives in the same bizarre reality I do – finally.”
“Warm, witty, and weird in all the best ways.”

“I laughed, cried, and questioned whether I’ve accidentally been channelling alien transmissions. Loved it.”

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